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Review: Titanique Floats a Fun-lover’s Boat
June 23, 2022, 11:48.20 pm ET

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Review: Titanique Floats a Fun-lover’s Boat
Photo: Emilio Madrid

By Brian Scott Lipton

With so much of today’s theater forcing us to reflect on our current-day society and its moral problems, no one can blame audiences for seeking a pure escape – perhaps just like the millionaires of 1912 who went aboard the maiden voyage of the Titanic.

Fortunately, we can now hop aboard “Titanique,” the alternately clever and kooky-send up of both James Cameron’s 1997 blockbuster film “Titanic” and the French-Canadian superstar Celine Dion, who sang the movie’s Oscar-winning theme song “My Heart Will Go On.” It’s the perfect vehicle in which to pass 90 minutes in the basement of a Gristedes (aka The Asylum Theater in Chelsea) and forget about the outside world. Continue Reading


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USMCasper
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3 years ago

So he didn't tell them they all needed sex changes? Why post this?

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Feel Lucky?
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3 years ago

Dude must have read an early '70s National Lampoon recently.
They had a cover back then that showed a dog with a gun to it's head saying" if you don't by this magazine we'll kill this dog".
That was parody.This guy is crazy. He's a bedwetting libtard.
And of course it's a dic- toc vid.

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nothershmoe
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3 years ago

Those kids are more traumatized by that homo humor than amused.

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Feel Lucky?
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3 years ago

That and the fact they know it's left wing propaganda being pushed on them by a phag.
They're trapped.

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MasticatedDipthong
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3 years ago

No one can take a joke annymore.

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Boseefuss
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3 years ago

Curb stomp this a ho.

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Luke D
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3 years ago

He was obviolsy joking, but everybodies so woke nowadays that they believed him.

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Jigkanos Rimanos
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3 years ago

Hilarious

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Dindu Nuffin
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3 years ago

fuk you thumbs down

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Charlie Saunderson
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3 years ago

the ole Buck stops here

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WhiteDevil
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3 years ago

Hahahahaha he shouldve threatend to eat it....

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Diane
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3 years ago

Might be a joke but it's child abuse, especially for an animal lover.

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Troggy
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3 years ago

Was the parents outraged because he said 'bucking' or because they don't have a sense of humour?

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Noone Knowsme
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3 years ago

This left-wing lunatic creates school shooters never worry about the man behind the gun worry about what the reason was for the shooting.

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Feel Lucky?
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3 years ago

I knew a few would.
Great satire yeah?
Fuque that dog...ha ha ha

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Navy
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3 years ago

Teachers today seem to be escapees from insane asylums

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elvispolaris
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3 years ago

I would have counted “ if you didn’t kill the dog , I’m not even gonna participate “
Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it Jerky.

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nothershmoe
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3 years ago

Just as many narcissists and sociopaths in that profession today as there have traditionally been in the media, sales, and law. They all profit from lies, deception, and manipulation.

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elvispolaris
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3 years ago

What’s the chances the moonlight as antifa mostly peaceful protester

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xxx
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3 years ago

How about we kill the bucking teacher who is responsible for the bucking teaching. Thats where the bucking buck stops, the dog didn't teach them anything but apparently neither did the bucking teacher. Is it his dog and has animal control been called. As hopefully fauki will learn you can screw over our kids but don't mess with the bucking dogs.

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ColdFart whites
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3 years ago

This is kindergarten

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The Truth
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3 years ago

No justification. Time to fire every teacher and start over.

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Jas
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3 years ago

That is literally child abuse.

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George Spelvin
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3 years ago

Whether you agree with his comment or not...hyperbole is not a crime.

Of course in a school system where a child was expelled for biting a PopTart into the shape of a gun and pointing it in the lunchroom...hang this guy from the tallest yard arm.

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Anonymous
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3 years ago

Not the hero you expected.....🤣

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red
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3 years ago

Why would any school want to retain this poor excuse of a human being.

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vlad the impaler
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3 years ago

one of the parents needs to go over to the school and ko this clown.

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